Are you ready for the world's first Post Utopian magazine?
A few copies remain. Gummy Pigs is a relentless, colorful, over-the-top simulation of abundance. Secure yours now from New York before they're gone.
The gummy pigs menu of excess
A few slots remain to grab a copy of the world's first post utopian magazine. Here's what comes inside this limited print run.
The abundance issue
A single issue tracking the endless pursuit of more — more color, more noise, more stuff.
$24
Simulation starter pack
Contains the full editorial, original ad parodies, and a bonus fold-out poster of the everyth.
From $24
The relentless reader
A subscription to the first three issues. Delivered to your door before the simulation closes.
$65
The every collector
All six planned issues. Forever. You'll never miss a single drop of relentless editorial.
$120
The vinyl simulation
A limited-run vinyl record of the magazine's audio companion. Analog noise for digital times.
$34
The everything bundle
Magazine, vinyl, poster, sticker, and a signed thank you from Kevin himself. Utterly excessive.
$180
Nobody asked for this. That's the point.
I didn't know I needed a Post Utopian magazine until it arrived. The colors, the chaos, the ads for things that don't exist — it's exhausting and I can't look away.
Marcus G.
Subscriber #8
This is what happens when you let simulation run wild. Gummy Pigs is the only publication brave enough to print the relentless pursuit of everything. I want more.
Lena T.
Collector of the absurd
A friend sent me a copy. I thought it was a joke. Then I read all 200 pages in one sitting. It's not utopian. It's better. It's the truth buried in neon.
David K.
Curious reader from Brooklyn
Pages you can feel, an obsession you can't shake
Heavy paper, bleeding ink, colors so loud they hum. Every page is something you want to grab and fold into your pocket.
just 500 copies available
That's all Kevin printed. No reprints. Once these go, the first edition is gone for good.
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First of Its Kind
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Copies Printed
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Reprints Planned
So what's the catch?
You've got questions. Here's what you need to know before you grab a copy.
How many copies are left?
Not many. This is a limited drop. We printed a small batch for the launch, and once they're gone, they're gone. No reprints planned.
What is a Post Utopian magazine exactly?
It's not a review. It's not a guide. It's a simulation of abundance — a full-color, 100-page editorial overload that explores the pursuit of everything. Think ads that mean something and pages that demand your attention.
When will my copy ship?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days from New York. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it leaves. Domestic delivery takes about 3-5 days.
Can I return it if I don't get it?
You'll get it. If it arrives damaged, email us a photo and we'll send a replacement from our reserve stock. Hassle-free.
Is this a one-time thing or a subscription?
One copy, one purchase. No recurring charges. No surprises. If there's ever a second issue, we'll announce it — but don't wait around hoping for more.
Why should I buy this instead of the next thing?
Because you won't find another magazine that looks, feels, and reads like this. It's bright, relentless, and built to be held. A limited artifact from a new kind of publishing experiment
Still got questions?
Email Kevin directly. He's the one printing these, and he answers every message.
