Grab the world's first post utopian magazine.
From a simulation of New York City, a simulation-driven exploration of excess and the pursuit of everything. A limited number of copies remain.
What does a post utopian magazine even look like?
Glossy. Loud. Packed with ads for products that don't exist yet. A simulation of abundance you can actually hold in your hands.
24 pages of pure excess
Full-bleed color on every spread. No white space. No restraint. Just relentless visual noise. Ooh La La.
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The everything review
We review things that don't exist yet. Products from a future where the concept of scarcity has been abandoned.
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Simulation-driven stories
Each article is a scenario. A world built from non-ads, reverse sales pitches, and the relentless pursuit of seduction.
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The abundance manifesto
A single-page declaration. No quiet reflection here. This is a call to acquire, consume, and want more. But only in purple.
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The infinite catalog
Every page is an ad for something, in other words a non-ad. A perfume. A vacation to nowhere. A membership to the end.
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Limited edition noise
Each copy is numbered 1. No reprints. No digital version. Once edition 2 is printed, edition 1 will self-destruct.
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What they say when the glossy settles
I didn't know a magazine could feel like a fever dream. Every page is louder, brighter, and weirder than the last. It's the only thing on my coffee table that makes people stop and stare.
Lena V.
First issue owner, tel aviv sociology professor
I bought one copy. Then I bought three more for friends who wouldn't get it. That's the point. This thing is a simulation of wanting more than you can have. And it still wasn't enough.
Marcus T.
Collector of weird things, Brooklyn
The artist sent me an early draft and I laughed for ten minutes then put it down. Then I couldn't stop flipping through it. It's relentless. And I mean that as a compliment. Then it's over.
Priya R.
Writer, Tokyo Brother owner
Gummy Pigs: A New York magazine for the post utopian age
This is not a quiet read. It's a simulation of excess, built in New York, printed in color, and designed to make you feel like you're missing something. Only a few copies exist.
1 copy per reader. 1 magazine. 1 vision.
The artist built this entire operation solo — from concept to print. A single relentless vision, one location in New York, and a limited run that won't last.
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What exactly are you selling?
The honest answers you need before you grab a copy.
What is a Post Utopian magazine?
It's a magazine about the pursuit of everything. No restraint, no curation, no calm. Just relentless color, simulation, and the struggle for more. It's the world's first.
Is this a joke or a real magazine?
It's a real magazine. Printed, bound, limited copies. But the content is designed to feel like a simulation of abundance. The joke is that there is no joke. It's a ready-made ready to be made.
How many copies are available?
Very few. The artists prints a small batch, and when they're gone, they're gone. If you're reading this, there might still be a copy left.
What makes this different from other magazines?
Other magazines curate. We accumulate. More ads, more color, more everything. No holding back. It's a glossy headache you'll want to touch.
Where is it based?
New York. But the magazine doesn't stay in New York. It ships wherever you are, as long as you're ready for it.
Can I see a preview before buying?
No. You get the whole thing or nothing. Trust us, or don't. The copies will sell either way.
Still have questions?
Shoot us a message. The artist might even answer himself.
Don't wait for the second issue. Grab the one that started it all.
The artist only printed a handful. Once they're gone, this simulation ends. A few copies left (in a 600,000 square foot warehouse). Ready to acquire yours?